Apr 17, 2011

I am a horrible monster

My boyfriend happens to be almost blind, and I do mean this as kindly as one can possibly be when saying that someone is nearly blind. However I happen to have an extra pair of glasses and a glasses fetish so to fix his bad eye sight and because he looked all cute in them I gave him the older pair causing this chain.

However when he removes the glasses things begin to get weird to him. He seems to exit the real world and enter The World of Unspeakable horrors. Nowhere is this effect worse than in my room for you see my room happens to have red walls which when they are in his little horror world become this:

 I too transform upon entering his world, I assume under normal conditions I just become a giant blurry blob, however I have a tendency to flail my arms about and make obnoxious sounds which to him is apparently a horrible monster...
So yes, I am a tentacle monster in an alternate dimension. 

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