Dec 9, 2010

Condom Conundrums

I have come to realize something.
The more I need condoms the less available they are. The less I need them the more available and the more free.
Take note.
The Abortion clinic: 
Now I had no need for any, nor desire, because I had no need for one seeing as I had a girlfriend and therefore there were no penises in this equation anyway.



Now, about a month ago, I needed some, and ended up at a drug store in a mall, and naturally, there were very few there, even less that weren't
a) shit
b) not sheep skin
c) expensive and not that great
d) expensive  in general
 After that I ended up in another drug store and there was an entire shelf just filled with condoms of all types and naturally, I'm broke at this point and there was no need for them as there still were some of the expensive pack of 3.


This made more sense in my head.

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Nov 16, 2010

Introductions are in order!

I am Ophelia!
Yes, real name. Yes, I can never choose a good handle to go by so I just use real name.
I am a teenager in a place which is surrounded by other places, surrounded by other places, surrounded by Atlantic ocean and other places and on Earth.

I have decided to start a blog after intending to for some time, because my thoughts need to go somewhere.
I will probably abandon this at some point because I'm forgetful and kind of lazy, but here is a picture of me and a crystal camel thing.

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