IVEPHELIA

My boyfriend happens to be almost blind, and I do mean this as kindly as one can possibly be when saying that someone is nearly blind. However I happen to have an extra pair of glasses and a glasses fetish so to fix his bad eye sight and because he looked all cute in them I gave him the older pair causing this chain.

However when he removes the glasses things begin to get weird to him. He seems to exit the real world and enter The World of Unspeakable horrors. Nowhere is this effect worse than in my room for you see my room happens to have red walls which when they are in his little horror world become this:

I have come to realize something.
The more I need condoms the less available they are. The less I need them the more available and the more free.
Take note.
The Abortion clinic: 
Now I had no need for any, nor desire, because I had no need for one seeing as I had a girlfriend and therefore there were no penises in this equation anyway.

 After that I ended up in another drug store and there was an entire shelf just filled with condoms of all types and naturally, I'm broke at this point and there was no need for them as there still were some of the expensive pack of 3.


This made more sense in my head.

I am Ophelia!
Yes, real name. Yes, I can never choose a good handle to go by so I just use real name.
I am a teenager in a place which is surrounded by other places, surrounded by other places, surrounded by Atlantic ocean and other places and on Earth.

I have decided to start a blog after intending to for some time, because my thoughts need to go somewhere.
I will probably abandon this at some point because I'm forgetful and kind of lazy, but here is a picture of me and a crystal camel thing.